Tagged: polistes

I just really like paper wasps, okay?

Don’t judge me.

Common Paper Wasp
Common Paper Wasp

I find this picture incredibly hilarious. No, wasp, stinging the paper won’t actually solve your problems. In fact, since your problems are mostly that some large, obnoxious primate has captured you, shoved you in a box and keeps flashing bright lights in your face, it might actually make them worse, because the large, obnoxious primate finds your behavior charming.

Polistes exclamans, at least I think so … feel free to correct me if she’s really something else.

I am not sure what it says about my apartment that this is the fourth species of paper wasp that I’ve seen outside. (Polistes dominula is coming to a blog near you, as soon as I can catch one!) Possibly it says that my apartment is awesome. Or full of caterpillars.

Photo Details
Tamron 90mm f/2.8 Di Macro Lens with 36mm extension tube on a Canon T1i Rebel
ISO 100 at f/18, 1/100 sec
Diffuse flash in whitebox
Image editing in Adobe Photoshop CS5

It’s Finally Happened…

… there is now a large, annoyed wasp loose in my apartment. I probably need to catch her before the kitten does, since the kitten (a) does not know about wasp stings and (b) probably won’t be gentle with my photo subject.

Paper Wasp
Paper Wasp

I think that this is Polistes metricus, although it could be P. fuscatus. I don’t know. It’s a big damn red wasp. That my kitten wants to eat.

Photo Details

Tamron 90mm f/2.8 Di Macro Lens on a Canon T1i Rebel
ISO 100 at f/14, 1/125 sec
Diffuse flash in whitebox
Image editing in Adobe Photoshop CS5